COFL Tip of the Day

"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley) 10/29/2018 at 20:20 • Filed to: ClaimsOfFortLangley

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If your unlicensed 16 year old daughter crashes into the dentists office that you are currently   in waiting for an appointment, don’t cancel your appointment and flee the scene. 1) Cameras exist... lots of them and 2) The dentist has your info...lots of it.

Thanks for making my job easy!

Not a picture of the loss, but same deal

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 20:40

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I’m so confused...   Was parent making unlicensed kid Uber them around or did the kid just decide to go for a joyride and botched the parking job?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > someassemblyrequired 10/29/2018 at 20:41

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No idea. It isn’t really pertinent to my investigation. She was lying to me about being in the car when it occured (again, cameras/witnesses), but I told her I just didn’t care.

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 20:44

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Yeah true, I hope they realize the magnitude of the break they got on this one... 

functionoverfashion > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 20:44

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Panicky Pam didn’t think that one through. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > functionoverfashion 10/29/2018 at 20:46

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Yeah, the local police want to have a word with her about the incident

Under_Score > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 20:46

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If the car is totaled, that means new car! That’s how I see it.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > someassemblyrequired 10/29/2018 at 20:47

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Oh, it isn’t pertinent to my investigation because I represent the mall. Her insurer and the local PD? I think they want to have a chat.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 20:52

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Here I was wondering what terrible dentist operated from the same building as a Burger King. 

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 20:57

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It’s nice when messy situations just aren’t your problem to deal with.

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 21:37

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Socialized healthcare forcing the citizenry to get dental work done at Burger King. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > DipodomysDeserti 10/29/2018 at 21:46

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Universal healthcare doesn't cover dental anyways. I know that blows Americans minds

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 22:33

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Yeah, a dentist that blows sounds pretty expensive.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 23:21

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In Quebec kids under 10 are covered or  if you receive welfare for over a year

http://www.ramq.gouv.qc.ca/SiteCollectionDocuments/citoyens/en/depliants/depl-services-dentaires-en.pdf

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 23:24

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Paying for private healthcare doesn’t usually  cover dental either. You usually have to get a separate policy (as if you can separate your oral health from the rest of your body) , so I guess that makes sense even from an “ insurance companies trying to fuck us over” POV.

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/29/2018 at 23:26

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They put the “oral” in oral health.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 10/29/2018 at 23:52

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Most health insurance here doesn’t include dental, either. As a result, you can generally split poor from middle class people based on the condition and how straight their teeth are.